Okay, this is how it started. LINK

Like me, the Master of Heartbreak, would not come back? Get real. I was born on the Web. When you were in diapers I was writing HTML like you pretend to breathe!

You want a throw-down? Step up!

And I have not even begun to play! I know your ISP, I know your home address, I have your credit report and your girlfriend's DNA. See that Explorer out in front of your house? All I have to say is "Beep."

And I think you know who's got the keys to the Jeep. So click here.

One More Thang: Don't look now, Homes, but because you are on Windoze instead of a Mac: Oops! Lights out.

Now, "Say hello to my little friend!"

See ya'. Wouldn't wannah be ya'.

Game,set and match! Remember, this is Merlin you're dealing with.